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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

We can only hope the dictator passes of old age before anything crazy happens.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Going to put all my chips on President JD Vance to restore democracy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

As sad as it is, and I know you're probably being sarcastic, but that may be our only chance as salvation at this point.

America is right on the brink of being FUBAR.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Says here President Vance just let Elon peg him in the State of the Union... And he won re-election by 108% on the new voting machines he bought for all states?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Dems asking everyone to respect the process and continue with an orderly transition to a full fascist government. Please remember to respect our institutions, honor our brave Stasi interrogators, and Back the Blue so that our collective liquidation can occur in an efficient and budget-conscious fashion.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crossing my fingers he dies before inauguration

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Then we end up with couch fucker JD Vance as president.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

We might simply get saddled with one of his failsons or his sex do-uhh, daughter.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You think vd dunce is going to be any better for the USA than discount orange hitler?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thats why you have to hope for both to die ~~of old age~~

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Maybe he'll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I mean, they are studded...

And PURPLE!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.