this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 169 points 3 days ago (57 children)

Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.

Hygiene is very sexy.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Also cologne. Never forget the cologne. Just a couple sprays.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Cologne sucks. It's not needed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm cool if I can only faintly smell it, but when someone puts on too much it's eye watering and as you say, they'd be better without.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Cologne is to be discovered, not announced.

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