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Anon meets up with a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Also cologne. Never forget the cologne. Just a couple sprays.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

This is genuinely hilarious to see the advice to wear some cologne getting down voted lmao

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cologne sucks. It's not needed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm cool if I can only faintly smell it, but when someone puts on too much it's eye watering and as you say, they'd be better without.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Cologne is to be discovered, not announced.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

4 gallons minium, your doing it wrong if your eyes dont burn from the ~~teargas~~ cologne :P