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[–] [email protected] 49 points 5 days ago (16 children)

Yeah he's not going to jail. The bastard is just going to keep laughing at us every day. But he's only got maybe 20 years to go. I would be surprised if 10. He's basically 20% rotten McDonald's M double cheeseburger. We might have to deal with princes Vans instead of Maybe one of the other trump princesses. Who knows.

All we should do is wait and feed him Peanuts or pretzels. He's bound to choke in one of those things. Either that or the sodium.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

20? Isn't the orange turd 80 or somewhere close? Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if he died of a natural death soonish

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Evil has a way of hanging on, so let's hope that doesn't happen here. Strom Thurmond hung in there until 100, and was in office at that age.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The expected lifespan for someone his age is about another 9 years per the SS actuarial data.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

He's 78. So in two years he'll be 80 and in Just a teenager he'll be 100. Jimmy Carter is 100. 0.03% of the population in the US make it to 100. The population was recently ~346,098,610. So he could be 1 of 10 million people who becomes 100.

According to stupid Google only 60 people get to be 110. Thus Trump's maximum life is around 20, but that's being generous. 10 is more probable. But hopefully any time now. Like a really bad sneeze while he's having his Coca-Cola in the morning ☺️🌄.

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