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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Just do what I do.

Step one be bicurious

Step two enable "everyone" as love interests on your dating apps

Step 3 match with cops, servicemen and tons of Latin men ( Latin men like me idk why)

Step 4 get my hole wrecked by said matches due to bi curious

Step 5.... profit???? Idk i can't really move cuz wrecked hole

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You forgot the record-for-blackmail part

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh honey trust me there were plenty of black males, i don't discriminate 😘

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Yet you start mentioning race when the word "black" is used.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ya know what bye bye forever. One look at your profile shows you consume nothing but the worst of the worst types of news and media. You need help.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago

Lmao. People nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Aw I'm sorry you can't take a joke. Kindly fuck off now plz while the adults laugh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

This made me lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Thank you for your (buttholes) service.