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Anon has a realization (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 265 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Anon avoids a predator

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Those grapes were certainly sour.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I’m sure this story is true.

At 16 he was already a sweaty, fat neckbeard with a MLP t-shirt and more acne in his face than oil in the middle east.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm* t-shirt* than*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Corrected. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Nobody would be a fan of my little pony in 1998, and I don't know who could grow a beard at 16, but it certainly wasn't anyone I knew Though there's certainly acne

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I had a classmate with a full beard at 16. Also being able to grow some scruffy neck hair is not uncommon at that age.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 4 days ago

Yeah. It probably feels like a missed opportunity, but ask anyone who went through with it and I’m betting most of them are fucked up as a result.