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Hey waiters, I was once in your shoes. No one accidentally orders double of something.
If the customer wants double nuggies, charge them twice and give them double nuggies.
what about one of everything?
...twice
Haven't you already had one-of-everything?
Sure, but what about second one-of-everything?
I'll have a double and make it a double
Hold onto your butts, we're going exponential.