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Travelers Can Now Buy a Can of '100 Percent Authentic Air' From Italy's Lake Como (www.smithsonianmag.com)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

In other news, travelers have began bottling air themselves, causing bottled air futures contracts to plummet in overnight trading and reach lows not seen since 2009

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

On a barely related note, that reminds me of this classic financial media segment.