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[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

U know what i think every time im standing next to a human sized blender? This is a perfectly safe place for me to stand with zero indication of this danger. If i where to step into this giant blender it would be entirity not my fault for removing my genes from the gene pool.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

U know what i think ...

The better question is do I care what you think, and the answer is no, not at all.

But if you insist, I'm sure whatever you're thinking shouldn't be too hard to figure out, as there can't be too many possibilities. What I'm saying is, you give strong vibes of a likely future Darwin Award nominee.