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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon plays a guessing game (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Your nose is your cutest feature, that's why I chose it" is the correct response

[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.

(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Imagine answering the plastic surgery question with "The left side? Did you get burnt badly or something? It looks kind of wonky."