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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm going to be treated like a pariah for this, but many successful companies (and like, influencers etc) are successful due to government (sometimes CIA) intervention. And none of us know which company is going to be picked and who lobbied the right way and fucked the right people and was a relative of so and so and accidentally did a hit and run or has blackmail on them.

Reminder the CIA had their own airline, available to the public and not known to most of their customers that it was owned by CIA. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_America_(airline)

There's also an article directly on the CIA's website about Air America but I am reticent to directly link to them, you can google it though.

My investments/trades have actually done much better since incorporating the idea that the government controls much of the markets, not hardly anyone else. The government makes crypto - Chillguy for instance, Bukele made a national currency of El Salvador. And it's randomly up right now and I'm pretty sure that's because they are funnelling/LAUNDERING the Big Beautiful Bill money into that coin (and others) to pay BRICS currency.

A bunch of these coins are inflating currently, and technically if you take more money from them than you put in, you've successfully waged economic war against them. They usually have a baseline their bots (slaves) maintain - Trump coin is around $7-$8 for eg but can dip lower - and then they will increase this baseline and start swing trading it, usually opposite the US sleeping schedule but not always. They seem to all have different patterns and some switch them every 3 days in line with game theory re: prisoner's dilemma. They run tons of online ads, have influencers talk about the coin, and have slaves talks about it in videos about video games etc to hype people into buying. So there's tons of volatility that they are introducing deliberately and then they swing trade it, sometimes 3 to 6 swings a day.

Ofc this isn't trading advice or me suggesting people band together to attack trades as that could be considered maybe illegal.

Elon also has a lot of coins too, and South Africa is part of BRICS, there's no reason he can't be some kind of asset of theirs or any or several countries. Elon's coins tend to follow a very classic Andrew Tate style immediate rug pull though, as they could simply be payments from who knows to him.

Fartcoin and Trump coin follow the same general patterns as each other.

They also funnel money into Russian coins and Russian memes, as well as Chinese ones and so on.

Any woke themed coin or poor coin is generally a scam meant to hurt poor people and leftists.

And of course, they have donation coins where they basically give money to Nazis and racists, which is how Trump supporters and Nazis and methheads in trailers got so much money - they deliberately have been funding them wirh crypto UBI.