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My Nose At Night When I'm Trying To Sleep (feddit.online)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It's important that you do so in the direct and internal way, though. Draining half a pint of your blood and injecting it into your penis won't help you fall asleep.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thanks for the heads up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, that means it’s working

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's what I'm here for!

..my job is really weird

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's enough internet for me.

Good night everyone.