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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Seems like there is a solution she hasn't considered. Marrying a woman who has and uses her own phone. It won't be "a man's phone" then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or a man that doesn't use a phone, only a laptop.

Or a non-binary that doesn't use any technology.

Or a clone of herself, that way she's just showing herself her own phone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Clones stop being you the moment they are created, assuming they had your memories in the first place, which isn't scientifically plausible.

Please be serious about this 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'd still fuck em.

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