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[–] [email protected] 108 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Saw an episode of doomsday preppers years ago. These dudes had a whole property out in Oregon or Washington state designed to endure a potential onslaught of zombies.

They had to quickly evacute their property and leave all their fancy stuff, because of a very real forest fire that came to visit, for which they were entirely unprepared.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Zombies". If you let them talk, it'll be pretty obvious that they're looking for a legal loophole to kill somebody. "Zombies" just means city people, which just means black people. They'll kill a white guy if that's what their lifelong dream comes to, but they'd feel bad about it later.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd rather not talk to them, unless it's for camping supply recommendations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Even then I wouldn't do it because they'll recommend the most over the top version of every product. When really all you want is a cheap camping stove which you're probably going to use for 2 weeks out of the year.

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