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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I'd say that if all you want to do is scare the shit out of some scientists in Antarctica you probably only need 1 polar bear

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah let's really confuse them. A lion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

nah, it'd freeze to death too fast

Antarctica compatible fursuit of a lion

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Spray-paint a polar bear orange and stick a mane on it. Confusing and scary.

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