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[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay but “they” can control the weather?

It’s called “climate change” aka “global warming” (or as MTG would call it, “fake science”). It’s not very precise, but “bigger hurricanes” was definitely one of the expected results.

Also “they” is of course pretty much everyone, but mostly capitalists (aka liberals). And conservatives (“conservative liberals?”) like MTG are the most to blame (at least in the US).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

People always ask who is they, but they never ask how is they. Of course, the answer is also lasers.