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I'd eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.
Why would you regret tasting heaven?
Because I'll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.
I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:
I'm thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.
I've earned eternal damnation for less
Not again.
I think you're allowed one taste. It's the second taste that consigns your soul to damnation
I'm more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.