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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One LAPD officer, "dangling a rifle in his right hand, with an unsecured strap, approached the MRI Office" and glanced at the large warning sign on the door that read: 'Warning. Magnetic Field. High Frequency Yield. Metal Parts and Medical Instruments of All Types prohibited.'" He then walked into the MRI Office, according to the lawsuit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only those good ole boys and gals could read