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You guys want me to invest? I'm guaranteed to lower the stock value by ~30% within about a month with my shidas touch
I gotta get employed there, but yeah similar effect.
You will? Really?
Yeah, two months into it and they'll be toast.
Yeah, do it!
I had a similar touch when I was younger. I’ve worked for Circuit City, Toys ‘R’ Us, and Blockbuster Video. Sadly, Best Buy somehow survived.
Alrighty then, just need to wait for fucking novideo stock to get back to what I bought it at and I'll dump and switch (don't have anything spare to play around with sadly)
I hear you though, I also had(have?) similar physical effect on things like toys as a kid or some electronics since then....just brake shit randomly without trying, especially if I don't own it.
Can you... Work for Broadcom? Or Oracle or EA, or something. Just a suggestion.