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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The skinny people at the concert from 25 years ago are now are now 45+ years old.

That’s what happened.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well I can't just call you 'man'?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know you were called Dennis!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked--

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I want at that concert but I was doing a lot more acid, mdma and dancing all weekend.

Not so much these days!

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