Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because I wouldnt settle for a blowjob.

Because your mum said no to anal.

Because your mum is a stone cold freak.

Because the swingers parties got out of hand.

Because our bull doesnt like condoms.

Because I spent the abortion money on strippers.

Because I was too lazy to have a wank.

And finally.

Apologise and be nice to each other or Ill go dump one in your mother right now and see if I can get you a baby brother.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I prefer "push" vs "dump" for the added omgnoooo 🤣