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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is a happy ending on a message like a smiley emoji?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

8=m=>~ ๐Ÿฅฒ Yes!

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Auto correct strikes again :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bless your heart