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Sometimes, it's backwards (sh.itjust.works)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We have a table with literally three columns. One is an id, another a filename and a third a path. Guess which one was picked as the primary key?

Never seen something so stupid in 28 years of computing. Including my studies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well, you don't want to waste space by adding the same file path twice