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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’ (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If you call failing upwards "doing well", sure.

He's pretty good at cleverly pointing out the obvious about fascists, but actually governing, whether as mayor or secretary of transportation? Not so much.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don’t particularly call anything he’s done “failing”— esp his current job.

Btw, you should check him out kicking ass on Fox News. It’s hilarious. I don’t know why they keep having him on to keep embarrassing their hosts like that….

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is a low bar I know, but Mr. Buttigieg did waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Sen. McConnell's wife Ms. Chao as Secretary of Transportation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you wish he did that he hasn't?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂