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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If we want to get pedantic here it didn't technically "shatter", it just broke cleanly in half... at least that's what they'll say when you try to return it lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is that similar to when I buy no more tears shampoo but I still cry myself to bed?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not "tear-free" as in it won't make you cry; it's "tear-free" as in it won't knot your hair and tear it when you brush it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Baby shampoos have special formulation that are way less irritating if you happen to get some in your kid’s eye. It’s not zero irritation, but it’s way less than a normal soap or shampoo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You need to drink the bottle's contents to stop the tears. Just to be certain, stir 8n some Draino first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

thanks for that comment

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago

That's not being pedantic. If it wasn't shatterproof it would have shattered.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Yeah it is basically a safety ruler. Plastic ones that shatter can have a lot of sharp jagged edges, which isn't great for kids.