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Anon turns 30 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?

If yes then I'll have you know I'm quite the socializer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well it's a start isn't it?

Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You can improve at being black out drunk?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yes.

I'm sure it has some effect on your subconscious

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

But what if the next time is in 8 years, and then the next ones after that are 5 and 13 years apart? Won't be much improvement then, and it'll be 26 years later and you'll be pushing 60.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You can squeeze that all into one month.