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Have you tried being blackout drunk?
That's what did it for me
Me too, I woke up with 2 or 3 phone numbers in my pocket. I texted one of them and was greeted by an angry boyfriend, I either didn't text the others or they didn't reply, but it boosted my confidence a lot. So much so that I was able to talk to girls before I blacked out
Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?
If yes then I'll have you know I'm quite the socializer.
Well it's a start isn't it?
Just do a little better next time and the next time and the next time.
You can improve at being black out drunk?
Yes.
I'm sure it has some effect on your subconscious
But what if the next time is in 8 years, and then the next ones after that are 5 and 13 years apart? Won't be much improvement then, and it'll be 26 years later and you'll be pushing 60.
You can squeeze that all into one month.