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Dutch sailor 'displaying' the Belgian method (not an actual method) of disposing of sea mines, 1939/1940? (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This is like when we Danes tell jokes about Swedes and Norwegians, I assume.

Like this: How many Norwegians to change a light bulb in the ceiling?

AnswerThree; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Or the Bavarians tell about Austrians.

Lightbulb jokes are universal, only the target changes. The Bavarians have some long-form jokes ("Two Austrians go on vacation to the Sahara...") that I'd never heard before going to Germany.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

As a Virginian, we tell West Virginian and Kentuckian jokes. How many west virginians to change a lightbulb?

!Whole family, one to hold the bulb, the rest to turn the shack!<

How many Kentuckian does it does tocl change a lightbulb?

! I'm not sure, you'd have to convince them it isn't magic first!<

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FYI, spoilers don't work like Reddit (or at least not on my web client.) Try doing it the way Limfjorden did:

AnswerThree; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ones using colons don't work on my client, but the built in ones using the > and ! do. I'm on eternity

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Strange. I think colons are the official way (as I'm just on default web lemm.ee,) so that might be something to contact your client's devs with.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Raised in Maryland, same kinds of jokes we tell about West Virginia, lmao.

A West Virginian boy got mad at a Marylander, so he threw a stick of dynamite at the Maryland boy. The Marylander picked it up, lit it, and threw it back.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Ha! Nice! Take that, Wear Virginia! Lmao

We had others, but most of them revolve around how, ahem, close their families are. Lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

1

SpoilerI know it's not funny, but it is efficient.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Hey, a Dane! Jag skylle hag en kamelåså?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykj3Kpm3O0g

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is exactly the same with the Dutch and the Belgians.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Belgian: "One loaf of bread please".

Baker: "White or brown bread?"

Belgian: "Doesn't matter, it's for a blind person".