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I guess the real satire is in the comments. Do we blame the dems for having actual plans to help more than the ruling class, or do we blame the gopniks for locking down house and/or senate to block anything positive for us poors for 49.7 of the last 50 years?
Republicans want minorities to die.
Democrats don't want minorities to die, but are less effective than I would like.
bOtH sIdEs ArE bAd!1!1
Oh jeeze, hoisted by your own retard...
Bud your point isn't complicated or even slightly difficult to understand, it's just bad (and uses slurs)
Oh you're reeeeally not very good at this, are you.
If you go somewhere that smells like shit: that place smells like shit.
If everywhere you go smells like shit: Check your shoe for shit.
If everyone is "literally too stupid to understand the entire point" then you are literally too stupid to articulate your point.