Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Everyone who’s ever edited a document: oh there’s now a blank page at the end of this Word document, time to get rid of that!

Word: no

Everyone: please delete

Word: shan’t

Everyone: * frantically presses delete backspace delete*

Word: answer me these riddles three

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Who out there pressing delete backspace delete like some sort of nitwit who hasn't typed before?

Linux users?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, could have guessed from the amount of downvotes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah. I will see your keystroke and raise you the insertion of a delete character on your terminal. Your move.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No, you're supposed to type delete like its a vim command