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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TL;DR Hot meals can cook you.

I wonder if he was following the logic that a recursive addition of heat can cleanse him from growing gut pains.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Humans are, in fact, made of meat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I feel like you were replying to another post\comment of mine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He was half paranoid and didn't trust doctors. He was hoping that enough rest time and drinking Ensure would allow him time to heal on his own.

And I wasn't allowed to call an ambulance, he slept on a couch packed with guns and straight up told me he'd shoot emergency people if I called them without his authorization..

Yeah, he was a bit eccentric, to say the least.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Good god, it's great you are still alive to print it.