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[–] [email protected] 258 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

The weird thing is, they don't actually sell the jars anymore. "Ball jars" are not made by the ball jar corporation after their antitrust lawsuits for being a fucking jar monopoly. So they sold the "ball jar" rights and now only do aluminum cans for food packaging and high end satellites and satellite launch systems.

[–] [email protected] 177 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

now only do aluminum cans for :

food packaging

high end satellites

satellite launch systems.

I find this interpretation funny

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Most advanced cans in the airspace industry

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No monopoly lawsuits in space

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The year is 3506. The Deimos Corporation has expanded into Phobos, Luna, and all the other moons of the solar system.

Making it... A moonopoly.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

Well they don't produce can'ts

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

those 🕘 sweet 🕞sweet🕞 cans🕓

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