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[โ€“] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

imagine:

  • being 60 and working in a cubicle
  • that cubicle being the last thing you ever see in your life
  • someone finding you like that because you started decomposing, instead of anyone coming to look for you after 4 days

edit: come to think of it, i want a job where nothing is amiss if i don't talk to anyone, answer emails, answer phone calls, or otherwise demonstrate my existence for 4 days

[โ€“] oleorun 25 points 3 months ago

Those ghost accounts aren't going to open themselves. That cube is already staffed.