Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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You don't have to put on the red light (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, if Alexa did call the police and they showed up, there's a chance the police might just shoot you instead of the burglar in your own home anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No they won't.

I am white.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright, say goodbye to your dog though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

ah fuck

Just gonna stay here in Switzerland then I guess. That should be safe.