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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quote from "dead like me" "Death is kind of like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"If I knew how many times I missed having dead in high school, I'd be paralyzed"