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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service. Nobody wants this. (mashable.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Besides the fact nobody wants this, With who's content?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Remember the Geico caveman commercial they turned into a sitcom? It'll be original content just like that, but with sentient cows instead.

Edit: I believe what I have described is called Back at the Barnyard (2007-2011)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Their own original content apparently 🤣

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Kevin Sorbo is Hercules Jesus"

"Dean Cain and Jim Cavezal star in Anti-Justice Warriors"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh now I get it.. and a hulk Hogan reality soap like Ozzy Osbourne used to do.. but then with more shirt tearing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He's already been there, before Ozzy, if I recall.