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All the workers have forearm tattoos
At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer
Bacon is $4 extra
The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl
At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don't
I hat that brushed butter bullshit. If you want a butter burger, it goes on the hamburger patty,
The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.
The place is being run by 3 bearded lumbersexuals in flannel and ball caps having the time of their lives and a chick in overalls and her hair in a bandanna who could not be more over it.
Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.
A guy is laying in the corner working on his MacBook wearing those brown Marshall headphones
Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.
Also:
God I wish my wish waiter wore a mesh shirt, where the hell is this?
In a place where touching the waiters is not included, sorry ;)
It's also a dry pretzel bun
The biggest disappointment