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All I wanted to do was push my changes and log off... [Github Outage] (dubvee.org)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Github seems to be down.

Edit: After I made this, their status page finally updated to indicate an issue.

Update - We are experiencing interruptions in multiple public GitHub services. We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

its all red, how did the fuck up that badly.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

From https://www.githubstatus.com/ (emphasis mine):

We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.

If you fuck up the database, you fuck up errythang.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some intern is having a bad day right now.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

he pressed the big red selfdestrukt button.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah, everything's dropping. I first noticed it when my push failed.