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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

According to who? Because i don't recognize most of these, and i don't see some that are very shared like bad breakdancing woman

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pole vault dick and break dancer are videos, not still images. Maybe that will be a different category

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

According to who?

Other people? I know that's a foreign concept to people here. That other people exist, but it's true. There's over a million of us. Crazy right.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, my first thought was it was missing the dude whose dick cost him a medal.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently if you watch the replay it’s clear that he had already failed his attempt before his bulge hit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He had. Hit his feet, knees dick and hips.

Pretty terrible vault really.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips

feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose.

feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Damn you beat me to it. That's all I know about this year's Olympics

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Or the mooning surfer.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Should have practiced kynodesme, like the ancient Olympic athletes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Lmao that’s incredible how did I miss this

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

His big dong messed up his pole vault attempt and knocked the bar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Isnt that several years old? Or did it happen again?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That was a Japanese dude last time. The tip of his teepee messed up his jump.

This time is was a French guy, I believe. You could see his giant equipment bouncing around as it slammed the bar.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It literally happens every Olympics and people lose their mind every time. Same with “funny shooting stance” memes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You'd think they would start wearing a cup or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That'd give them a larger bulge = less margin = more dickbars. Less painful though!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There was major meat malfunction is what he's saying

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

He should have kept his pole in a vault during competition.