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I just erased my project (jlai.lu)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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As the title says. I put the wrong value inside a clean up code and I wiped everything. I did not push any important work. I just want to cry but at least I can offer it to you.

Do not hesitate to push even if your project is in a broken state.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

IN CASE OF FIRE

1. git commit
2. git push
3. exit building

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Except when everyone pushes to main at the same time and now you have conflicts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They wouldn't push to main at the same time tho, they would push to the branches they're working on. Unless their organization is very badly run, and then it's probably already happened before just because it was Tuesday.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who pushes to main? That branch should be protected! Who reviews the merge request?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Lol, standards 🙄

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

git-fire

"git-fire is a Git plugin that helps in the event of an emergency by switching to the repository's root directory, adding all current files, committing, and pushing commits and all stashes to a new branch (to prevent merge conflicts)."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

git commit -m 'asdf'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have this printed on a sign at work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It was on a sign where I once worked, but that was almost 10 years ago.