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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I choose 3

de-dice-1

dubois-depressed

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

No, it's too much to bear. The fact that a literal toddler is getting more of Stacy's attention than you is all you can think about. It prioritizes standing, even. Your knees give out while your lips attempt to sputter something blasé. You sink beneath the display of sweet potatoes

- 1 HEALTH

A woman looking at tomatoes notices this and concernedly rushes to your side

maybe-later-kiddo "Excuse me? Sir, are you okay?"

de-half-light - OH MY FUCKING GOD, ANOTHER WOMAN IS HERE TO MOCK YOU AND YOUR MISERABLE JAWLINE PRONUNCIATION. SHE CAN SEE YOUR FAILURES AS A MAN AND IS HERE TO MOCK YOU FOR THEM

de-authority AUTHORITY [EASY:SUCCESS]: You've already suffered enough humiliation for today, you can't let this femoid humiliate you further. Let her have it. Tell her who is in control