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The floor is Java (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built