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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Found the milk industry guerilla propagandist!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I simp for railroads too! Most energy efficient method of moving anything over a distance too great to bicycle that exists (bikes and ebikes are the only thing more energy efficient per kilometer than trains. So I suppose I also simp for bikes now too)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Milk gives me spicy poops tho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't they sell 1 pint cartons any more?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're right, we need water fountains with milk instead

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

That's what the hidden fask is for. Grade A Cambodian breast milk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

need to normalize casually drinking milk

I don't think I or any rational adult of sound mind and health would look at someone drinking a carton of milk and have anything close to a thought at all, much less a thought of ridicule or judgement. I am not getting or connecting with the persecution complex in this post.

The reason you don't see people drinking milk as commonly as other drinks is that lactose intolerance is a huge thing, and even if you don't have a genetic predisposition to lactose problems, as you get older it gets harder and harder to digest. This is why milk is often associated with kids, it's good for growing bodies but not so much for someone who's already an adult.

Also, it's not that refreshing. The fat content makes it feel less hydrating than water or fat-free liquids of any kind.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (7 children)

I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Tried that once. Put some milk in the Sodastream.

It was not successful.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

That's just unspoiled spoiled milk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

CHILK

The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!

(The CH comes from the chicken flavor)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!

1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.

Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Half way would be pilk.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dani the youtuber promotes milk