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Lawmaker takes action after Ohio Supreme Court rules 'boneless' chicken wings can have bones • Ohio Capital Journal (ohiocapitaljournal.com)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is an implied warranty of merchantability issue. They said boneless and it had a bone. In your watermelon example if you were hospitalized it'd be a valid claim to make.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago

Noted. I'll see you in the ER after I go in for an existential breakdown. If words don't mean what they say they mean, what does anything mean? See a shrink, get labeled with PTSD, then I can sue the shit out of faceless corporate shitbags.

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