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Anon becomes Jerry (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Well, as we know, Jerry's personality attracts teenagers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

And his fat wallet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

there it is

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Wait wtf gross

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld (scroll down to personal life)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Makes "The Shoes" awkward to re-watch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Why is she discussing my footwear???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

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