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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (23 children)

you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt

[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago (13 children)

I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Roughly translated:

We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.

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