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I'm beginning to think Pizza guys are the heroes we need
Hiro Protagonist would agree
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Dog_Mendon%C3%A7a_%26_Pizzaboy
And to Amazon I go
Pizza guy here, the best way to show gratitude is with a large gratuity.
Gratitude all over me don't worry about my hair
They give us what we all crave: stuffed crust
More pizza deliveries die on job than blue guys. Where thin bread line
Those blue guys don't even make the top 20 deadliest jobs
Italian crust, front lines drenched in the marinara of the fallen