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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 89 points 3 months ago (4 children)

As a gay, it's definitely gay. There's secret text that only gays can read. I can't tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it's there.

... I fear I've said too much already.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

While reading this text I definitely read some text. How do I know if that was the gay text or just a regular text?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

ghost of Anderson Cooper

Are you people able to become ghosts even while you're alive? How do I learn this power??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I think I know

Randy Marsh from South Park covered in ectoplasm from the episode "Over Logging"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

By asking this question you have initiated the ancient ritual. Three spirits will visit you on the eve of national coming out day. You will have to blow them to gain your answers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

@dharmacurious i am here to rescind your prostate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Noo! Not that! I've been good! It won't happen again!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The gay agenda is keeping the secrets of 4chan from the normies confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The government already knew. Check out the documentary The Men Who Stare at Posts