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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We really did let posh wankers have too much sway on food.

I want a guide that lists everything by calories per £. If I'm going out for a meal, I want value!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I had a professor who used to time his visits to Golden Corral such that he could eat breakfast, then continue sitting through the lunch change over.

It was disgusting even to see, but it worked. I can't imagine you could get better caloric density per dollar than that. The ratio is nearly infinite, if you're willing to put in the work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can’t imagine you could get better caloric density per dollar than that.

Big sack of rice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A gallon of diesel is even better. Costs a bit more but has a sufficiently higher caloric density to more than make up for that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Lot of energy there of course, but kind of expensive.