this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And Jesus has the audacity to say

Woe to that one by whom the Son of Man is betrayed! It would have been better for that one not to have been born.

Guess what, someone had to betray you for the story to go forward

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus was basically calling bullshit on the scripted event that triggers the final cut scene where he loses regardless of how well he prepped.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This is my headcanon now 😭